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issue 50 posted at 11.00am on 14 December 2007...

This week your very own Mole raises his bat, points to the press box, mouths something incoherent and celebrates its 50th week anniversary! It's been a pleasure bringing you the dirt from inside these South London offices and we hope you continue to stay tuned en masse. This week we have a little treat to celebrate this fine occasion as we've gone through the archives and dug out The Mole's favourite client good and bad trades sent in by your good selves. Here's to the ton up!

Yours in sport

 

The FA Cup has already provided us with some thrilling moments this season and we're still only just past the second round. The non-league teams have given a tremendous account of themselves with a record number making it through to the first round proper this year. On Monday night Ryman Premier League outfit Horsham gave one client some extra Christmas spending money when he bought the first half goals at 1.6 for £200 in their replay with Swansea. The Hornets have already shown some great spirit in this competition and dramatically took a 2-1 lead after 23 mins through their deaf and mute striker Lee Farrell. Our man was now firmly in profit and must have been ecstatic as another three goals were scored before the ref blew for half time. The £880 profit should ensure that our client's nearest and dearest have a better than average yuletide this year.

Mole gold from Mr. M from London....."I wandered into The North Star in Swiss Cottage after 20 minutes of the Spurs v Arsenal Worthington / Rumblelows / Coca Cola Cup semi-final (thus missing how bad Arsenal had been) to see the Gooners already two goals down. The local drunkard standing next to me at the bar was sporting a 'Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em' 1990 Tour jacket. Mesmerised by this fine item I offered to buy it from him to what he replied "There's as much chance of me selling it to you as there is of Arsenal getting back into this game". Now inspired, I bought the Arsenal on the Win Index at 2.5 for £20. Cue Arsenal fight back and an unlikely £450 profit realised. He still wouldn't sell me the jacket though!"

 

Has there ever been a more heart wrenching sight in British sport than seeing Ricky Hatton lying on the canvas, eyes closed believing he had let everyone down? It seems unthinkable that someone as hard as Hatton could've actually been knocked out by another fighter. One client believing that the Hitman could hold out, sold the 'Mayweather wins in round 10' market at 9 for £5. Part of our new round betting markets, it awards 100 points if your chosen boxer wins in that particular round. As Mayweather all but assumed control in the 9th, Hatton, who knew it was all or nothing, came forward only to be floored twice in the 10th by the best pound for pound fighter in the world. Our man had even more reason to feel dejected after seeing this punt leave him shy of £455.

More gold from Mr. O in the East Midlands.... "Sorry, can't or simply refuse to remember the exact date of this trade but from painful recollection I can say that it was from a match in the Euro Championship finals around 12 years ago. Having sold the time of the first throw-in somewhere around 120 seconds for £5, I was shocked to see the ball stay in play for the best part of three minutes. When a throw was finally given I wasn't spared, as just as it was being taken it appeared that someone had thrown a sandwich on the pitch! The referee, thinking that something more suspicious was afoot, halted the game for another three minutes. Now 360 seconds had elapsed before the throw-in was taken and play restarted and I was in terrible trouble losing over £1,300. The trade came to the attention of the Racing Post who published a small article the next day titled; Sandwich Costs Spread Customer Dear! - painful memories indeed!"

 

Heineken Cup It's going to be a very Merry Christmas in the West country if Gloucester maintain their momentum. The Cherry and Whites made it three out of three in Europe when beating Bourgoin 31-7 last week and are up 3pts to 25-28 on our Heineken Cup Index.

Premier League Many a tear was shed by Arsenal fans during the long trek home from Teesside last Sunday (their unbeaten league run was put to the sword after a 2-1 defeat against Boro). The Gunners are down four points to 38-41 on our Premier League Championship Index.

Steve Bruce looks to be in for a tortuous few months if Wigan's performance at Bolton is anything to go by. The Latics are up three points to 27-30 on our Relegation Index following their 4-1 pre-Christmas stuffing at the Reebok.

NFL Dallas were breathing deep sighs of relief in Detroit last weekend as they needed a late TD to maintain their winning streak. The last gasp victory hasn't put punters off, the Cowboys are up two points to 59-62.

 

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...avg Liverpool goals in last 6 games against Man Utd

 
 


...avg goals in last 6 Liverpool v Man Utd games

 
 


...Ponting's average in
last two ODI's in Sydney

 
 


...games since
Arsenal beat Chelsea

 
 


...avg pts in Stade's last
two Heineken Cup games
 
 


...avg Chelsea team bkg pts in last two v Arsenal
 
 


...avg time 1st Munster try in last 2 HC matches v Llanelli

 
 


...avg pts in Clermont's last 3 Heineken Cup games

 
 


...% winning favs in last 6 runnings of Bula Hurdle