The Mole: Issue 233

Mr LN was just one minute away from the actual Goal Minutes make-up of 118 in the Chelsea v Manchester City match and wins a timely pre-Christmas Total Goals bet to the value of £200. Coincidentally, I’m sure £200 is the same price as a pint of lager and lime at Anaya, where City had their Xmas party this week.

City have another tricky fixture hosting Arsenal, but frankly, I’m bored of Man City-based quizzes. Now there’s only a small English interest in the Champions League, the Heineken Cup is now the intercontinental contest of choice. On Sunday, both Northampton Saints and Harlequins are hoping to avenge defeats to their respective French opponents last week. To win a £200 Total Goals bet, tell us how many points Quins and Saints will tot up between them on Sunday. As usual send your answers to themole@sportingindex.com before the first KO at 3pm.

Yours in cut-price joints of meat and two-for-one bottles of port

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The Mole: Good Trade

Any remaining Blackburn fans among the foolishly loyal 316 who travelled to Wearside not wondering what difference a new manager might bring to the club received a rude awakening on Saturday after Sunderland came from behind to snatch a victory at their team’s expense. Martin O’Neill’s first game in the Stadium of Light hot seat looked to be going Rovers’ way thanks to Simon Vukcevic’s early strike. As the game wore on, and with O’Neill’s troops unable to fashion a reply, Sunderland’s Win Index dropped. It was as low as 4 when the match reached the final 15 minutes at which point the first batch of savvy Sporting punters got stuck in. Their long position became a good one with David Vaughan’s equaliser and they really struck gold when Sebastian Larsson’s injury-time free kick went flying past Paul Robinson. The biggest winner of all was repaid handsomely for his £150 show of faith in O’Neill’s side.

The Mole: Good Trade

It's been a quiet time for volcanoes since Eyjafjallajökull made the talk of office water coolers around the world, but the Mole can report news of an eruption at the York Barbican this week. It might not have caused the same level of disruption as its Icelandic cousin, but the lesser known Trump/Allen Volcano proved exceedingly costly for one Sporting Index client during the UK Championship final. He was a buyer in the market, which is a prediction on the total points difference between the players for the entire match, and, having seen Judd Trump win the title with a 10-8 victory over Mark Allen, likely assumed a small profit was coming his way. However, assumptions can be dangerous, and the match loser was a market winner, with the aggregate value of Allen's pots a meaty 82 points better than the Juddernaut's, leaving our man with 3030 reasons to regret his £15 wager.

The Mole: Market Moves

El Clasico Index
The most recent El Clasico encounter saw normal service resume as Barcelona returned to the top of the table.
They are now favourites on the Outright Index (49-52 versus Madrid's 48-51) having been clear underdogs before KO. Had they lost the game it would have given Madrid a six point lead with a game in hand, represented by pre-game quotes which had Real Madrid as high as 52-55. They didn't have it all their own way however, Madrid's early goal outlined some of Barcelona's defensive frailties but they should have enough attacking strength to overcome any opposition – both in La Liga and the Champions League.

Description: What is it with Arsenal 'keepers? First, a computer-animated Lukasz Fabianski gets it on with Andy Carroll (above), now Wojciech Szczesny is giving out toe-jobs to teammates!

If it doesn't start snowing in the Alps soon this might be the reality for a few snow-seekers this winter.

Nuff respect to Jonny Wilkinson who announced his retirement from England this week. That morning in a Walkabout pub in 2003 was one of the sweetest. Cheers Wilko!

 

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