Manchester United v Newcastle United, Old Trafford, Saturday 12th January. One team in disarray, without a manager and searching for a messiah, up against a team whose attacking force could give North Korea a run for their money. Therefore, we surely had to be on a hiding to nothing. Buyers of Goals, Shirts, TGMs, United Corner Supremacy, Ronaldo Goal Minutes, Tevez Goal Minutes came flying in via the mediums of phone, internet and mobile, putting us in a shorter position than a John Wayne Bobbitt Karma Sutra video. But at half time with the score nil-a-piece, both bookie and punter must have been sweating. That was until season long 'bane of the bookies' Christiano Ronaldo fired in a free-kick on 49 minutes to break the deadlock. From then on there was no looking back as United scored six, banged in 17 corners and racked up 437 goal minutes! It would be unfair to highlight just one punter who won big, so the credit goes to all of you who combined to take us for £250,000 and leave our Financial Director in tears! Best not to mention the 544 goal minutes and 10 goals in the Peterborough - Accrington Stanley game then!